You thought #ILLUMINATI were extinct! Think Again. SHOCKING Pictures to depict otherwise.

 

1. FIRST THINGS FIRST. IT’S OBVIOUS THAT BEYONCÉ IS ILLUMINATI:

FIRST THINGS FIRST. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT BEYONCÉ IS ILLUMINATI:

2. NO BIG SURPRISE THAT PEYTON “FOOTBALL” MANNING IS ILLUMINATI:

NO BIG SURPRISE THAT PEYTON "FOOTBALL" MANNING IS ILLUMINATI:

3. OH, HOW SHOCKING…NOT. JAY Z IS ILLUMINATI:

OH, HOW SHOCKING...NOT. JAY Z IS ILLUMINATI:

4. LEBRON? THAT’S A SLAM DUNK FOR THE ILLUMINATI:

LEBRON? THAT'S A SLAM DUNK FOR THE ILLUMINATI:

5. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HOSTS OF THE LATE SHOW. OF COURSE THEY’RE ILLUMINATI:

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HOSTS OF THE LATE SHOW . OF COURSE THEY'RE ILLUMINATI:

6. KIM? KANYE? NEED I SAY MORE:

KIM? KANYE? NEED I SAY MORE:

7. AND KATY PERRY… SHE’S AS ILLUMINATI AS ILLUMINATI COMES:

AND KATY PERRY... SHE'S AS ILLUMINATI AS ILLUMINATI COMES:

8. BUT THEN AGAIN YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU EVEN TOOK ONE SECOND OUT OF YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE DAY TO WATCH HER VIDEOS:

BUT THEN AGAIN YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU EVEN TOOK ONE SECOND OUT OF YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE DAY TO WATCH HER VIDEOS:

9. BREAD? ILLUMINATI AS HELL:

BREAD? ILLUMINATI AS HELL:

10. DOLPHINS? ILLUMINATI OF THE DEEP:

DOLPHINS? ILLUMINATI OF THE DEEP:

11. AMELIA EARHART WAS ILLUMINATI:

AMELIA EARHART WAS ILLUMINATI:

12. YOUR CHILD’S FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW? NOTHING BUT ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA:

YOUR CHILD'S FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW? NOTHING BUT ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA:

13. CHOCOLATE MILK…ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED?

CHOCOLATE MILK...ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED?

14. YOUR HEADPHONES WHEN THEY GET TANGLED IN YOUR POCKET? WELL, THAT’S ILLUMINATI:

YOUR HEADPHONES WHEN THEY GET TANGLED IN YOUR POCKET? WELL, THAT'S ILLUMINATI:

15. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH? HOPE IT TASTED GOOD:

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH? HOPE IT TASTED GOOD:

16. NUTELLA? WAKE UP. WAKE UP!

NUTELLA? WAKE UP. WAKE UP!

17. CAN’T YOU SEE, PEOPLE? CAN’T YOU SEE?!

CAN'T YOU SEE, PEOPLE? CAN'T YOU SEE?!

18. OPEN YOUR EYES. GRASS ISN’T SAFE. GRASS HAS NEVER BEEN SAFE:

OPEN YOUR EYES. GRASS ISN'T SAFE. GRASS HAS NEVER BEEN SAFE:

19. OLD VIDEO GAMES ABOUT FOOTBALL? GUESS WHAT:

OLD VIDEO GAMES ABOUT FOOTBALL? GUESS WHAT:

20. LOOK CLOSELY AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK VERY CLOSELY. CLOSER. WHAT YOU SEE MAY SURPRISE YOU:

LOOK CLOSELY AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK VERY CLOSELY. CLOSER. WHAT YOU SEE MAY SURPRISE YOU:

21. AGAIN, TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY FOLLOWING THE HERD. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK CLOSELY TOWARD THE DOLLAR BILL. WHAT DO YOU SEE? ILLUMINATI?

AGAIN, TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY FOLLOWING THE HERD. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK CLOSELY TOWARD THE DOLLAR BILL. WHAT DO YOU SEE? ILLUMINATI?

22. CAN YOU SPOT THE ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA IN THIS PICTURE?

CAN YOU SPOT THE ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA IN THIS PICTURE?

23. LET THE TRUTH BE REVEALED IN THIS EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB:

LET THE TRUTH BE REVEALED IN THIS EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB:

 

24. EVERY BIT OF TECHNOLOGY YOU OWN IS ILLUMINATI. OPEN YOUR EYES!

EVERY BIT OF TECHNOLOGY YOU OWN IS ILLUMINATI. OPEN YOUR EYES!

25. TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ARE YOU FREE? ARE YOU?

TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ARE YOU FREE? ARE YOU?

26. ON THE SURFACE THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A NORMAL LAMP. A LAMP YOU MIGHT SEE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT…

ON THE SURFACE THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A NORMAL LAMP. A LAMP YOU MIGHT SEE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT...

27. YOU THINK ALL THIS IS MADE UP? WELL, THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU. WAY BIGGER:

YOU THINK ALL THIS IS MADE UP? WELL, THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU. WAY BIGGER:

NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMETHING, TAKE A SECOND AND OPEN YOUR MIND. DON’T BE AFRAID TO REBEL AGAINST THE POWERS THAT BE:

NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMETHING, TAKE A SECOND AND OPEN YOUR MIND. DON'T BE AFRAID TO REBEL AGAINST THE POWERS THAT BE:

DON’T BE AFRAID TO SPEAK YOUR MIND:

DON'T BE AFRAID TO SPEAK YOUR MIND:

28. JUST MAKE SURE YOU OPEN YOUR MIND AND SEE WHAT’S BEEN IN FRONT OF YOU THE ENTIRE TIME:

JUST MAKE SURE YOU OPEN YOUR MIND AND SEE WHAT'S BEEN IN FRONT OF YOU THE ENTIRE TIME:

Science says Eat More PIZZA. Yes, now stop looking for that excuse and go for that Slice

1. Pizza tossing can save lives.

 
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Believe it or not, physicists are using the fine art of pizza tossing to design motors thinner than a human hair for brain surgery.

Chefs have perfected the toss of the dough, moving their hands in a circle to achieve maximum efficiency. Scientists studied their movements to design motors mimicking those circles. Except instead of tossing a rotor once a second, the motors toss them a few million times a second.

2. It makes economics less boring.

 

It makes economics less boring.

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According to the Pizza Principle, a loose law proposed by a New York lawyer back in the 1980s, the slice of a pizza has predicted the price of a subway ride since the ‘60s. Whether the parallel is alive is still debated, but pizza’s power as a barometer is indisputable.

3. It’s so perfect, it’ll be the first food printed in space.

 
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NASA is funding a 3D food printer, and the lucky recipient of the grant’s first choice: pizza. A meal fit for an astronaut!

4. Deep-dish can have more antioxidants.

 

Deep-dish can have more antioxidants.

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Put a sock in it, Chicago-style antagonists (we’re looking at you, Jon Stewart): Chicago-style pizza can have more antioxidants than other pies because of its oven time and crust size.

Chemists fiddled with whole-wheat pizza crusts and found that longer baking times increased antioxidants up to 60%. Even cooler (or hotter?): Higher oven temperatures upped them by as much as 82%.

5. It helps you absorb lycopene better.

 

It helps you absorb lycopene better.

Tomatoes contain lycopene, an antioxidant compound that helps ward off heart disease and other ailments. If you eat lycopene-rich foods together with a small amount of oil or fat (like, say, hot cheese), your intestines absorb more of it!

6. Its components can help with the poops…

 
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Norovirus, or what we often refer to as a stomach bug, is the leading cause of camping out in bathrooms in the U.S. Scientists found that carvacrol, found in oregano oil, can break down the virus.

While no amount of pizza can prevent norovirus (Price Is Right trombone here), scientists are looking into harnessing carvacrol’s power for use as a sanitizer. (The concentrated version of it is intolerable, so don’t even consider it.)

7. …and make cancer cells commit suicide.

 
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Carvacrol can also hack into prostate-cancer cells and reprogram them to kill themselves off, which potentially can be used to help treat prostate cancer.

8. If you’re drinking beer, you might as well have a slice.

 

If you're drinking beer, you might as well have a slice.

“Pizza is loaded with rich stuff, especially cheese,” says Michael Agnew, certified cicerone at A Perfect Pint. “It needs a beverage partner that will scrub all that stuff away. Carbonation and hops do that extraordinarily well.”

For beer fans: He recommends a malty beer like Vienna lager with tomato-based pizzas because the sweetness of the malt soothes the sauce’s acidity. Science!

9. You save money!

 
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Well, only if you’re spending it in the first place. An intrepid pizza fan plotted 70,000 pizza prices and found you should always order the larger pizza.

Why? Reach into your cobwebbed math knowledge: The area of a circle increases with the square of the radius, so a 16-inch pizza is four times as big as an 8-inch one!

10. Pizza parties decline as you get older.

 

Pizza parties decline as you get older.

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Don’t be a statistic. Only you can change the future of pizza consumption.

Sauce angels optional.

 
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Love is Sexually Transmitted Disease you are better off without. Scientific Reasons Love is Bad for you.

Scientific Reasons Love is Bad for you

1. The obsessive thinking.

 

The obsessive thinking.

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Studies show that people in love and people suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder both have low levels of serotonin, which is what accounts for the “intrusive thoughts” that imprison you in an impenetrable cycle of thinking about your partner.

2. The separation anxiety.

 

The love-sick also exhibit surges in dopamine, making you hyper-anxious and forcing you to check your phone every five seconds when expecting a text from your beloved, to the annoyance of both yourself and your friends.

3. The intense dependency.

 
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Dopamine is the “desire and reward” chemical; it’s what makes us crave the person who gives us pleasure and flip out when that pleasure is taken away.

4. The sleepless nights.

 
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Surges in adrenaline and nonrepinephrine also cause mania, fear, sleeplessness, and loss of appetite.

5. The psycho behavior.

 
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The chemical cocktail of high dopamine, adrenaline, and nonrepinephrine with low serotonin makes it impossible to control yourself and distorts your sense of reality.

6. The horrible addiction.

 

The horrible addiction.

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As the chemical mix grows stronger, our infatuation deepens and turns into outright addiction. In fact, fMRI scans have indicated that the brain of someone in love looks very similar to the brain of a coke addict.

7. The soul-destroying withdrawal.

 
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And since romantic love is an addiction, the stages of being dumped are similar to getting off crack: tolerance (“I’m fine as long as I can see you once in a while”), withdrawal (“Waaah! I can’t live with you!”), and relapse (“Let’s just have sex once more for old time’s sake”).

8. The crippling jealousy…

 
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Evolutionary scientists believe that romantic jealousy developed in men out of fear of being cuckolded and in women out of fear of being materially abandoned. However it happened, it sucks.

9. …which is usually justified.

 
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Evolutionary scientists posit that we’re somewhat hardwired to cheat, a belief backed up by recent statistics showing 57% of men and 54% of women have cheated in any relationship the’ve had.

10. The sex question.

 
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Studies show that there’s an inverse relationship between testosterone and oxytocin, so the more intimate you get, the less you want to have sex.

11. The “old cow” syndrome.

 
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People, especially men, are sexually attracted to novelty and turned off by familiarity, so if you’re not in love, you can look forward to men enthusiastically undressing you rather than staring at the TV.

12. The getting bored.

 
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In the beginning of our relationship, our adrenaline spikes, but as the relationship progresses, it goes back to normal levels, making us crave that initial kick.

13. The bad surprises.

 
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Even while in the infatuation stage, it’s possible to have a first kiss with a hottie and feel like you’re drinking chloride. That’s because when you make out, your body collects genetic information from each other’s saliva to see if you’re a good genetic match, and if you’re not it lets you know pretty forcefully.

14. The rage.

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MRI scans indicate that love and rage are intimately connected in the human brain, which is why you can smack your beloved with a pan one minute and nuzzle them the next. .

15. The mind manipulation.

 

The mind manipulation.

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Studies on the caudate nucleus has led some psychologists to declare that love isn’t an emotion but rather a way in which our brain manipulates us into having sex and repopulating the earth. It’s all a mass conspiracy. BY OUR OWN MINDS.

16. The inevitable doom.

 
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Studies have shown that while feelings of attachment and intimacy are often long-lasting, romantic love and passion inevitably wane over time. So if you’re not in love, you’ve got all the good bits to look forward to!

So next time you’re bemoaning your singleness, remember how lucky you are to be healthy and love-free!

 

 
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