billu movie review…paule luv u for dis one


fashion brigade…hmmm

The Fashion Bitch goes ringa ringa roses for a ring tone

Hi sweeties! I am back again. How was your weekend? These late nights, hangovers, alcohol…I need to see a dietician before I get out of shape.

Girls always look for a short cut to glory. The Nivea Visage Femina Miss India contest aims at giving a wild card entry in the Femina Miss india to its winner.

Diana Hayden was the judge. What‘s wrong with this ex-Miss world? Isn‘t her wardrobe well organized?

She dragged out her Versace-Cavalli looking imitation bed-sheet to give it to her tailor to stitch it into this atrocious gown. Single or double shaded gowns look best for such occasions. And why is it so loose? Is she pregnant?

Hasn‘t she gained oodles of weight? I hate the dress, for a minute she almost made me hate her too. I might have been quietened into remission had she not have her bouncers netted in that fish-net wrap.

Look closely, what‘s with her modesty covered in that horrible tulle gauze?

Another beauty pageant was held in the city-The Ford super model contest, and guess who was the judge. Lady Charlie Chaplin. Atleast that‘s what Kangana Ranaut came across to me at the first glance.

What‘s happening to her sense of style? Didn‘t she find a new designer after she fought with Rick Roy? Is this her way to promote ‘Raaz 2‘? The tramp, the clown, the horror, what the ef!

Everything is in place except for the missing walking stick and the pencil thin moustache. Watch out Sridevi. Kangana Run-out!

The Bitch‘s sources are spread across the world, and pics from the CCTC premiere held at Manhattan, are here.

After reading the Bitch‘s comments, Dippy decided to heed my advice and was dressed in a red cocktail dress with a stylish hairdo and killer heels.

She‘s looking fresh and spiffy, but a shade lighter, in the red would have done the magic babes. You somehow remind me of a red chillies production…a red hot chilli turning ketchup.

Kats is gracing loads of occasions these days. After the auto India car award, she was invited to launch a health club. In a pretty aqua-blue churidaar, she looks pretty in the outfit.

I like the fall of the kurta. Some simple accessories are missing though. Even a dupatta would help no?

Piggy chops was hello-hello-ing at a phone launch. After a series of fashion blunders over the past few months, the girl was smartly dressed in a short denim dress.

Though I wonder who wears a denim dress on this planet? It‘s so damn eighties or god knows when that sort of thing was hip.

The girl should however, get rid of her phony expression, which is beginning to make me feel she‘s patsy…the same expression we have been seeing all over the town on the posters of ‘Fashion‘ and all events thereafter.

Wake up honey, and that pose you‘ve been striking ever since the crown got heavy on your head, darling finishing school drill is over babes.

Anyhoo! I need to go and check on the new handsets in town. See you guys tomorrow. Muah till then.