dev lust….

Dial D For Dev |  2009-01-02

New film to size up your morality with lust call

Marketing gimmicks have attacked movie selling business. It is no longer about films but how they are marketed.

In an instant pop culture where films are being dished out like roadside chow-chow and being consumed halfway between the windpipe and the gutter, everyone is out there to promote their sweat and trash.

And mostly it is trash, no sweat there. You will recollect how Aamir bombarded the universe with his ‘Ghajini‘ promotion drive for almost an entire year.

From haircut to video games to tattoos to cell phones to theme clones to what have you; he was a one man on a my-film-is-great mission.

John says Aamir frightens him with his dedication. Salman muscles in with the same feeling. “Ya allah, ye kya kar daala“.

It is praise for Aamir we hear. Hai allah!!!

Here‘s what‘s taking the cream pie in 2009. Anurag Kashyap, for his forthcoming ‘Dev D‘ has added a ‘lust line‘ on the film‘s website where anyone can chat with new age Chandramukhi and talk dirty in 4 diff languages.

The Bitch decided to give it a peekaboo. How could I not be there to talk dirrrty!!!

As I logged in, a woman in her whisky soaked pot smoked voice moaned, and deeply she did most sincerely.

That was a start.

Then she asked me to choose 1 language to talk dirrrty in. There was apna english, hamari Hindi, firangi French and takdhinadhin Tamil!!!

I value dirty talk in English. The other side of the planet seems to have been getting its rocks (and socks) off on that.

About the French, we know it was invented for foreplay!

But talking dirrrrty in Hindi?

Jaaneman mujhe bahut bhookh lagi hai…bahut zyada…itna bada…is pe toh main cream laga ke khaoungi…mujhe mitha lagega

Yuck!!! Eww!

Some firang babe in her tooti-frooti Hindi froths to make you horny. It‘s so damn funny I want to stick some vegetables in her mouth!

You want sexy hot Tamil talk? Listen to this, “Eeenada…aaiyyo…dirty phellow”

God! Is that what makes the moustachioed men roll up their lungis in anticipation?

Hold on to your loincloths people!

Kashyap defends the corny lust line. “The lust-line is completely in sync with the mood of the movie. It‘s a film about young people and changing morality. Someone needs to question this notion of ‘Indian morality‘. Besides, there are always going to be flags raised when it comes to any film that attempts to break conventions.”

Flags ok, but lungis? Nahi!

The lust-line does not have a dial C for Chandramukhi hotline, which is why the online lust line is there to control carpal emotions.

To which Kashyap adds, “The chat-line is online so that we can control the timings instead of having people call in all the time on a phone. Besides, Chanramukhi has the option to stop chatting if it gets uncomfortable.”

So what was the big talk about challenging Indian morality if Cha-cha-cha Chunnilal‘s Chandramukhi is going to disconnect when people huff for more than just dirty talk.

In the western hemisphere, its called small talk!

It‘s strange how Indian film makers want to whisper from behind an iron curtain for change.

Please let Chandramukhi do the talking, send her to a good rapidex hindi speaking course to improve on her lust calls, and while she‘s at it and someone makes an inappropriate request she can always end it on a classic note.

Main aisi-waisi ladki nahi hoon“. Typical Bharitiya naari pick-up line which sends men reeling for more.

Bitch ka lust-e-salaam babes!

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INDIAN MEDIA-FALLING BELOW SANDALS

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Anushka Sharma just made her ‘BIG’ debut into Bollywood with YRF’s Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi two weeks back. The actress in her very first film, got a chance to star along side the ‘Badshah of Bollywood’- Shah Rukh Khan.

Even though the film got a good response from the audiences, the lass hasn’t changed much. She is still content with the de-glam look that she has been sporting since the beginning. In fact, at the recently held event to meet and greet fans at Fame Malad, she had worn the same pair of sandals that she wore at her first interaction with the media.

Seems kind of funny for a girl who has just made her debut with SRK in a YRF film to repeat her apparel. Further more, by the look of both the images, it seems like Anushka is pretty content with her current designer, we wonder when will she actually get into the glam image that one associates with a typical Bollywood star?

IN MY LOVE INDIA NOONE CARES HOW GOOD YOU AS AN ACTOR ARE BUT WHAT ALL CARES & SPEAKS IS HOW OFTEN DO U USE YOUR APPARELS. HAS THIS INSENSITIVE WORLD JUST BEING THIS WAY OR WAS IT CHANGED?? QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED.
SO ON DAT NOTE MY DEAR REPORTER WILL BE CARING AROUND 60 UNDIEES WITH HIM FOR THE WHOLE YEAR AND SOME FOR HIS NIGHT FALLS.. RITE??

KING KHAN ROCKS AGAIN

To be very honest i was really afraid of what could be the outcome of rab ne… . it was very unlike adi to go about without much of publicity and hoopla about his movie.yes, my friends, he knew he didn’t have to waste any mullah on he had with him the leading superstar of INDIA- Mr. Shahrukh Khan.

And he has proved everyone right.After the barbaric 26/11 where my INDIA had its financial capital,aamchi mumbai under seige,politicians were being slammed and my nation was shaken.we needed something to cheer about.the Indian film industry better called as bollywood was under threat. people where not really willing to step out of their safe houses and we have this man seeing everything from mannat.It had to be India’s megastar who could only save indian film industry from what it had to go through.

came 12/12/2008, a film from the yashraj camp released. directed by the best available director in india- Mr. aditya chopra.All srk fans and foes lined up to watch the epic saga – RAB NE BANA DI JODI,which is to change the outlook of indian cinema. the lover boy goes out again to pull in the crowd.after all the reigning undisputed biggest brand available in nation was releasing his sole movie of the year. the crowds pulled up to the theatres.as the news began to pour in about the goodness of the movie there was no turning back.people from all walks of life came in to witnesses the creation of what is the next MILESTONE AFTER DDLJ. the critics all fucked up with the movie,some even went ahead to say that this is one of the biggest disaster in the film industry but they were forgetting one thing and that is mr. king khan- the ultimate actor with a fan base one can even not imagine.

the movie has gone on to set new records by making more than INR 90 crores in the first week itself and doing really well all over the world.everyone had to shutup

the movie brought out yet again the excellence of aditya chopra,srk, gullable and cute surinder sahni(character played by srk),over the top raj(alter-ego),vinay pathak and ultimately gave indian film industry its new star(anushka sharma).

the song sequence where kajol and srk come together brings back the ultimate memories of ddlj…waiting very eagerly to see both of them together yet again in my name is khan.i heard srk is rite now in los angeles shooting for the film.

THE FILM HAS MADE MORE THAN 126 CRORES GROSS WORLDWIDE WITHIN  12 days WHICH IS AN RECORD BY ITSELF.THE MONEY IS POURING IN FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.MIDDLE EAST HAS SET UP NEW RECORDS.