Why do you go to College? To learn these undeniable and important facts.

1. If you drink $4 wine for long enough, you eventually become immune to how shitty it tastes.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

2. It’s magical and beautiful to live in a world where sweatpants are permissible in public. Cherish it.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

3. All the smartest kids know that a 20-page paper is actually just a 17-page paper with wider margins.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

4. Knowing how to have sex quietly enough that your floormates don’t hear is an essential life skill.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

5. All you need to have for an active social life is good speakers and a stash of Solo cups.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

6. You will be smarter if you read every assigned book, but saner if you occasionally embrace Sparknotes.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

7. There’s no such thing as “FREE PIZZA!” You will be strong-armed into making friends, donations, or small talk.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

But there is such a thing as free T-shirts. And they’re everywhere. You never have to buy clothes again.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

8. Once you’re at college, feeling stuck up about getting in or discussing your SAT/AIEEE/GATE/GRE/GPA score = not allowed.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

9. The requisite nine hours of nightly sleep can, once a week, be replaced by two hours + two Red Bulls.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

And if an assignment is supposed to take two weeks, you will probably be capable of doing it in two hours.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

If you dare, apply this ratio to everything.

10. It is never a good idea to hook up with anyone who can get you in trouble. Sorry, hot RA and TA.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

Or anyone you have to see every day. Floorcest is only a good idea in theory.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College
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11. If you are a good person, you are a good roommate. The end.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College
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12. If you ever pay full price for a textbook, you don’t deserve to graduate because you have learned nothing.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

And your meal plan isn’t saving you $$$. You’re just paying a lot to eat pizza and Nutella for every meal.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

13. Listservs are like glitter and herpes and Hotel California. Once you’re in, it’s forever.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College
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14. It will never be easier to make drastic style choices than it is now. Get your experiments out.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

15. The number of think pieces you will read about college hook-up culture…

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

…will be higher than the number of actual college hook-ups you experience.

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16. Your professors are geniuses whom you are lucky to know. If you ask them your toughest questions, they will change your life.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

17. If all of your friends look, sound, or think the same way, you need to make more friends.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

18. You aren’t required to forgive anyone who interrupts you during nap time.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

Because life is crazy and rest is important.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

19. Professors have a weird mental connection that makes them ALL assign major work at the exact same time.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

You cannot change this fact, only prepare for it.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

20. You will change your major several times, and still graduate not knowing if you chose the right one.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College
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21. No matter how cool you think you are freshman year, you will realize in four years that you were actually a dumbass.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

22. By sending or accepting Facebook friend requests before meeting someone in real life, you eliminate the possibility of ever being friends with them.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

23. Nobody likes the kid whose favorite game is “Let’s compete over who’s busier and gets less sleep.”

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

Don’t be that kid.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

24. Being surrounded by improv shows, a cappella concerts, theater performances, etc. is a luxury.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

And you’d be a fool not to take advantage of it.

25. Friends and extracurriculars teach more than classes. The sooner everyone realizes this, the better.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

26. If the only reason you’re doing something is so you can put it on your résumé, you will probably suck at it.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

27. At least once per semester, everyone thinks, THESE are supposed to be the best years of my life? Well, fuck.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

28. And you’re right: There’s literally nothing worse than applications and job hunts.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

But the future has a way of working out.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

29. Four years may sound like a long time, but nothing you ever do will go by quicker than college…

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

Good thing you made enough memories to walk out with more than just a piece of paper.

29 Important And Undeniable Facts You Learn In College

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