1) If you’re in a relationship with a book, you never go to bed alone.
2) Your mom will pretty much always approve of the relationship.
3) If you’re ready to meet a new book, it’s easy to go out and find a new one.
4) It’s easy to get space when you need it.
5) When things go bad, you CAN start over from the beginning.
6) You can skim over the parts you don’t like.
7)They smell GREAT.
8) You can easily be in a relationship with more than one book and they never find out about each other.
9) Fantasizing is encouraged.
10) It’s a love that lasts a lifetime.
11) I rest my Case