barbie real story-she is back

bitchya thanx

We’re talking about Katrina, butt of course!

Even her Ass gets its own articles in the news lately. That‘s how famous she is.

Her big ‘Boom‘ onto the industry happened when Kaizad Gustad plucked off the streets of London. He cast her as a dull witted bimbo and Katrina shined, since the role came rather naturally to her. Flashing her Mc Boobies also came naturally to Katrina (Yep, you need to watch ‘Boom‘ again, they‘re there in all their glory).

So legend has it, that Katrina was a ‘working girl‘ on the streets of London. And I don‘t mean the 9 to 5 type! ‘Boom‘ director Kaizad claims that she was a hooker he picked off the street since she was kinda pretty. They then changed her name to Katrina Kaif and spun a big story about a Kashmiri father and British mother. (She by the way hasn‘t a drop of Desi blood in her body).

Then she got ‘picked up‘ by Salman Khan and was his protege and more for a long time. Needless to say she flourished. Salman got to make Booty Calls at will and she got the fame and fortune that eluded her while she combed the streets with her Pimpin posse.

Katrina got two great honours off late. She‘s now going to have a collection of Barbie dolls in her image; fortunately the IQ levels were a match already. So all her real fans (by this we mean red blooded adolescent boys) can have a piece of her. But if a real woman had the proportions of a Barbie, she‘d look like Dolly Parton! Which initially is great and perky, till gravity takes its course and you need a back brace to hold you up straight!

The second honour came when in a survey done by a website recently, Katrina‘s butt eclipsed even Jennifer ‘Junk in the Trunk‘ Lopez! Men found her derriere most desirable. So basically, people would rather see her leave a room than walk into it.

Though she is a determined little social climber, you‘ve got to give her credit for all that she‘s done. She‘s the stuff a million mens‘ wet dreams are made of; too bad they didn‘t get to meet her before Bollywood beckoned. It could have been a win-win situation.


One thought on “barbie real story-she is back

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