India and its future

Institutional change government has to implement:

With the change of outlook from anti-business to pro-business the government has helped to brisk the growth of Indian economy. This economic reforms and governments attitude was just a opener resulting in huge demand for IT in India. Changes of attitude within the leaders of INDIA INC has led government to think about updating and introducing reforms to help Indian economy and the INDIA INC leadership to achieve their vision . Reformation for government starts in itself in terms of Political and institutional reform to fulfil India’s aspiration to be a superpower in an emerging multi-polar world. The question arises is India destined to be a potential super power forever?

Fight against Corruption: The lokpal bill is considered to be the shell noise for the battle against corruption. If INDIA INC has to progress and achieve the super power status, the government has to provide a bureaucracy free pro business environment. The robust Indian society needs to wake up and fight the battle against this very aspect.

Investments into manufacturing segments: The government has to now start shifting focus from the IT industry and move onto the manufacturing industry. Well one can say that the growth of Indian Economy has primarily being because of the IT industry and the major revenues coming from US. United States of America with a dementing economy has poised a threat to major economies in the world including India and INDIA INC with a depreciating dollar and a huge debt its time to rethink the prime focus.

Educational Institutional Change: The gross enrolment ratio is 14 percent at present; it will be 30 percent by 2020.India will have 45 million students eligible for colleges, putting economic pressure on government to establish more universities. The policies will need to be liberalized and International private players would have to be allowed. There have been talks with the world renowned universities like the Harvard and Cambridge to set up off campuses in India.

Legal reforms: The legal system has to be changed and made corruption free. If India has to achieve the dream, the legal reforms have to happen soon and made accessible to the common man.

Women empowerment: The Indian women once considered being dependent and homely is now changing. Reforms need to be carried out to encourage female education and decrease the drop out rates by further giving incentives. To achieve 60% effective labor force the reforms has to be carried out. With 33% women reservation in the parliament, the government is leading by example. With different schemes run by the state government to encourage female education like the Balika samridhi yojna, Kishori Shakti Yojna, mid-day meal schemes is helping in achieving the goal. With a woman running the country’s largest ruling political party and having a woman president should be the right time to look for a change.

With USA under a debt of over $2 trillion to China, and the latest figure showing the US treasury having only $72 billion in cash until the debt ceiling is increased, it wont be wrong to say, US has a long way to catch up. There is always a fear of China dumping half of US bonds causing the dollar to plummet giving a threat to the world economy. If China doesn’t dump and US increases its debt ceiling by printing more money, the USD will depreciate giving huge loses to China. One can conclude that two of the world’s largest economies are under a constant threat of falling apart leaving a huge opportunity for India to fill the gap if the reforms are carried out soon.

Institutional change INDA INC has to implement:

INDIA INC comes from a history where Indian economy was closed and INDIA INC developed in anti-business environment and once the economy opened up and FDI’s started flowing into the economy, they thrived. The advantage INDIA INC has is the availability of cheap skilled labour. Another biggest advantage the INDIA INC enjoyed during the global downturn was the availability of Dr. Manmohan Singh as the prime minister of the country. His economic control and reforms helped INDIA INC not to be badly affected by the global recession as other global companies did. Thankfully the banking sector hasn’t being totally liberalized as the US and the government keeps a check on the banking activities. On the negative side, it acts as a barrier for offshore trading to take place in the country,

Among the corporate governance changes that few companies have agreed to, according to the Associated Press:

 Making sure that at least 60% of board members for any given company are from outsiders

 Pay for additional training for board members to improve their role and not leave them just to be the board decision makers.

 Give board members unimpeded access to employees which will provide them to use the real time information from employee to take any decision for the betterment of its governance.

 Strengthening of disclosure norms for IPO’s.

Aftermath of banking crisis in US, the government has now tightened the grip on the activities of the various sectors and is keeping a keen eye on the governance and policies. The listed companies have to give a detailed balance sheet on the operating cost and its future budgets and plans. INDIA INC has been the front runner in implementing the changes required by the government and is focusing on the over all improvement of the country and its social improvement. It believes that the Indian rural base is a potential consumer base and is working for the improvement of their life style in purse of them becoming their future customers.

Cultural Change:

The culture of Indians goes back to Indus Valley civilization to the Mauryan period to colonization and finally post Independence period. During the Mauryan period, India was considered to be one of the super powers of the world and it was referred to as ‘golden bird’. The attitude of the country in unison should be towards working towards achieving the lost glory. The Indian youth should be encouraged to join the political governance and help in developing a country they want to live in. The attitude of Indian youth should change from ‘chalta hai’ (let go) to asking questions at what they feel is wrong. From being a suppressed middle class, they need to rise and revolt against any injustice and help reform the country,

With the future projections shown by Pricewaterhousecoopers it is clear that the Indian Economy will be the largest economy by the year 2050. China and Russia would fall cause of lack of youth population. When the Indian economy is totally based upon the progress of youth, the youth needs to wake up and start reforming the country.

Want to marry Rakhi Sawant?

Only retards, psychopaths and the socially challenged need apply. Once you clear this criterion you can now slug it out with a whole bunch of losers much like yourself on national television. Then proceed to having yourself humiliated and maybe even voted out by the audience or worse be stuck with this belligerent chick for kingdom come. Ok, stuck at least till one of the two finds a great divorce lawyer.

Rakhi says, ‘she hopes that God (by which she means the television producers) will help her find a mate‘. Believe me; God had nothing to do with this sordid plan.

From assaulting lovers on national television to being mauled herself by a seeming incoherent Mika; Rakhi Sawant is our very own, home grown ‘Queen of TV Trash‘.

Her Antics of ‘Big Boss‘ and then the third rate dance show ‘Nach Baliye‘, had an entire nation of bored housewives, their slightly dull children and flabbergasted servants hooked!

Subtlety is not what got her famous and a discerning audience is not what made her rich. And why break the absurd winning streak with quality programming?
This sleaze fest will see fifteen bachelors vying for her attention and shall gradually be weeded out. Till the lone ranger remains standing and Rakhi and he shall walk into the sunset hand in hand… on national television! Sure, this kinda programming happens all the time in other countries and as is the grand tradition of Indian Television… we must follow blindly.

As long as the advertisers are queuing up and the TRP‘s are in place, who cares of morality?

Just as the media‘s attention had started to wane from Ms Sawant, she pulls out the ultimate trump card.

But, maybe this is her swan song. Maybe she really does want to retire and become a home maker. Maybe she does want some decent bloke to make an honest woman out of her. BUT, there‘s no reason to not milk it for all it‘s worth. Roll Cameras!

The producers should throw in ten years of couple‘s counseling along with Rakhi‘s fat pay cheque.

Honestly, I do hope she finds a decent chap. But any boy who‘s looking forward to taking her from the show sets to meet his mommy, would sure know a thing or two about putting the ‘Fun‘ in Disfunctional!

We’re talking about Katrina, butt of course!

Even her Ass gets its own articles in the news lately. That‘s how famous she is.

Her big ‘Boom‘ onto the industry happened when Kaizad Gustad plucked off the streets of London. He cast her as a dull witted bimbo and Katrina shined, since the role came rather naturally to her. Flashing her Mc Boobies also came naturally to Katrina (Yep, you need to watch ‘Boom‘ again, they‘re there in all their glory).

So legend has it, that Katrina was a ‘working girl‘ on the streets of London. And I don‘t mean the 9 to 5 type! ‘Boom‘ director Kaizad claims that she was a hooker he picked off the street since she was kinda pretty. They then changed her name to Katrina Kaif and spun a big story about a Kashmiri father and British mother. (She by the way hasn‘t a drop of Desi blood in her body).

Then she got ‘picked up‘ by Salman Khan and was his protege and more for a long time. Needless to say she flourished. Salman got to make Booty Calls at will and she got the fame and fortune that eluded her while she combed the streets with her Pimpin posse.

Katrina got two great honours off late. She‘s now going to have a collection of Barbie dolls in her image; fortunately the IQ levels were a match already. So all her real fans (by this we mean red blooded adolescent boys) can have a piece of her. But if a real woman had the proportions of a Barbie, she‘d look like Dolly Parton! Which initially is great and perky, till gravity takes its course and you need a back brace to hold you up straight!

The second honour came when in a survey done by a website recently, Katrina‘s butt eclipsed even Jennifer ‘Junk in the Trunk‘ Lopez! Men found her derriere most desirable. So basically, people would rather see her leave a room than walk into it.

Though she is a determined little social climber, you‘ve got to give her credit for all that she‘s done. She‘s the stuff a million mens‘ wet dreams are made of; too bad they didn‘t get to meet her before Bollywood beckoned. It could have been a win-win situation.

To the Illuminati and to those of science, let me say this, you have won the war. The wheels have been in motion for a long time, your victory has been inevitable. Never before has it been as obvious as it is at this moment. Science is the new God.

Medicine, electronic communications, space travel, genetic manipulation… these are the miracles about which we now tell our children. These are the miracles we herald as proof that science will bring us the answers. The ancient immaculate conceptions, burning ashes, and parting seas are no longer relevant. God has become obsolete. Science has won the battle. We concede.

But Science’s victory has cost every one of us. And it has cost us deeply. Science may have alleviated the miseries of disease and drudgery and provided an array of gadgetry for our entertainment and convenience, but it has left us in a world without wonder. Our sunsets have been reduced to wavelengths and frequencies. The complexities of the universe have been shredded into mathematical equations. Even our self-worth as human beings has been destroyed. Science proclaims that Planet Earth and its inhabitants are a meaningless speck in the grand scheme. A cosmic accident. Even the technology that promises to unite us, divides us. Each of us is now electronically connected to the globe, and yet we feel utterly alone. We are bombarded with violence, division, fracture and betrayal. Skepticism has become a virtue. Cynicism and demand for proof has become enlightened thought. Is it any wonder that humans now feel more depressed and defeated than they have at any point in human history? Does science hold anything sacred? Science looks for answers by probing our unborn foetuses. Science even presumes to rearrange our own DNA. It shatters God’s world into smaller and smaller pieces in quest of meaning… and all it finds is more questions.

The ancient war between science and religion is over. You have won. But you have not won fairly. You have not won by providing answers. You have won by so radically reorienting our society that the truths we once saw as signposts now seem inapplicable. Religion cannot keep up. Scientific growth is exponential. It feeds on itself like a virus. Every new breakthrough opens doors for new breakthroughs. Mankind took thousands of years to progress from wheel to the car. Yet only decades from the car into space. Now we measure scientific progress in weeks. We are spinning out of control. The rift between us grows deeper and deeper, and as religion is left behind, people find themselves in a spiritual void. We cry out for meaning. And believe me, we do cry out. We see UFO’s, engage in channeling, spirit contact, out-of- body experiences, mindquests- all these eccentric ideas have a scientific veneer, but they are unashamedly irrational. They are the desperate cry of the modern soul, lonely and tormented, crippled by its own enlightenment and its inability to accept meaning in anything removed from technology.

Science, you say, will save us. Science, I say, has destroyed us. Since the days of Galileo, the church has tried to slow the relentless march of science, sometimes with misguided means, but always with benevolent intention. Even so, the temptations are too great for man to resist. I warn you, look around yourselves. The promises of science have not been kept. Promises of efficiency and simplicity have bred nothing but pollution and chaos. We are a fractured and frantic species… moving down a path of destruction.

Who is this God science? Who is the God who offers his people power but no moral framework to tell you how to use that power? What kind of God gives a child fire but does not warn the child of its dangers? The language of science comes with no signposts about good or bad. Science textbooks tell us how to create a nuclear reaction, and yet they contain no chapter asking us if it is a good or a bad idea.

To science, I say this. The church is tired. We are exhausted from being your signposts. Our resources are drying up from our campaign to be the voice of balance as you plow blindly on in your quest for smaller chips and larger profits. We ask not why you will not govern yourselves, but how can you? Your world moves so fast that if you stop even for an instant to consider the implications of your actions, someone more efficient will whip past you in a blur. So you move on. You proliferate weapons of mass destruction, but it is the Pope who travels the world beseeching leaders to use restraint. You clone living creatures, but it is the church reminding us to consider the implications of our actions. You encourage people to interact on phones, video screens, and computers, but it the church who opens its doors and reminds us to commune in person as we were meant to do. You even murder unborn babies in the name of research that will save lives. Again, it is the church who points out the fallacy of this reasoning.

And all the while, you proclaim the church is ignorant. But who is more ignorant? The man who cannot define lightning, or the man who does not respect its awesome power? The church is reaching out to you. Reaching out to everyone. And yet the more we reach, the more you push us away. Show me proof that there is a God you say. I say use your telescopes to look to the heavens, and tell me how there could not be a God! You ask what God looks like. I say, where did that question come from? The answers are one and the same. Do you not see God in your science? How can you miss Him! You proclaim that even the slightest change in the force of gravity or the weight of an atom would have rendered our universe a lifeless mist rather than our magnificent sea of heavenly bodies, and yet you fail to see God’s hand in this? Is it really so much easier to believe that we simply chose the right deck from a deck of billions? Have we become so spiritually bankrupt that we would rather believe in mathematical impossibility than in a power greater than us?

Whether or not you believe in God, you must believe this. When we as a species abandon our trust in the power greater than us, we abandon our sense of accountability. Faith… all faiths… are admonitions that there is something we cannot understand, something to which we are accountable… With faith we are accountable to each other, to ourselves, and to a higher truth. Religion is flawed, but only because man is flawed. If the outside world could see this church as I do… looking beyond the ritual of these walls… they would see a modern miracle… a brotherhood of imperfect, simple souls wanting only to be a voice of compassion in a world spinning out of control.

Are we obsolete? Are these men dinosaurs? Am I? Does the world really need a voice for the poor, the weak, the oppressed, the unborn child? Do we really need souls like these who , though imperfect, spend their lives imploring each of us to read the signposts of morality and not lose our way?

1) Why Dhoni did choose to chase?

Indian batting line-up is so strong that it is believed to chase down any damn total. India could get a fixed target and plan their hound accordingly. India has won more matches chasing in this tournament. I was actually surprised when this question was raised by Majumdar who had advised MSD to chase after what happened against WI.But it didn’t go well this time. MSD is not to be blamed.

2) Why was Jadeja promoted above Yuvi?

Well the situation demanded so. India was 2 down and Sidebottom & James were going strong, fast & bounce. India couldn’t afford to lose yuvraj at that moment. Well one could say it was defencive but I could say it was tactical and well thought off. We never know what would have happened if yuvi was promoted. He may have won the game for us or otherwise. Yuvi is very susceptible to bouncers. And one couln’t afford to lose the prince. Can’t blame MSD.

3) Why wasn’t RP bowled out?

RP although was economical but he is not suited for the death overs. He was belted against Pakis. Zaheer can bowl in Yorkers and is very experienced bowler. Ishant can bowl in bouncers and has got loads of variations owing to his height. So can’t blame MSD.

4) Finally, should Dhoni step down?

For what should he step down? No way. It would be really unfortunate if that ever happens. How the hell can one forget what he has done to the team? He has been an outstanding captain for India in all spheres of game. Every individual has an off day. He had one owing to the country traitor media. He is the architect of resurgent team India.

Whom/what does JAKE blame the loss on??

Foremost, the extras bowled in the match. 16 is very high no in a T20 match. Then the sub-standard Indian fielding. Finally the media who went nuts over dhoni-viru fiasco and they roped in some moolahs with their masala stories. They put MSD into useless pressure.

Let’s respect MSD with respect for what he has done to team India and he will continue doing so.

Jake just wanna ask was it all worth for the media??

The Hottest topic happening this week was really the women reservation bill. We have one reputed MP Mr. Never correct Sharad Yadav menacing to suicide if the bill eva passes. Well Wat is ever imp. Jake’s take on it..
I would like to initiate telling you guys an allegory Jake once told me,” There were two families, one very well-off other otherwise. The child from the pomp family got wateva he wanted. Be it toys, PS, Videogames, delicacies etc etc. He named it n he got it. Well that was a life. He never had a value for the thing he got.
But the kiddo from not so lucky family had a life just opposite to the above toddler. He had to work for what he wanted. His demands were solemnly fulfilled. What value did he have for the object. He loved it to his fullest and even shared the bed”

Well this parable from Jake clearly states my state of mind. I am totally against any concessions or reservations.

But in this case I am forced to change my stand which Jake knows I normally don’t do. Jake always taught me never to change stand but I am remorseful. The reason I state it below.
India is a country with 48% of its population engaged by the eve population & it would be surprising for many to know that only 10% is being represented in the India’s political hub THE PARLIAMENT. Bus dus ka dum..yeh toh naa insaaf hai..n believe me that 10% is the maximum till now. Well special thanx to the male subjugated society we are presently living in. it is very vital for the women’s bill to get passed which can hence help in better addressing of the needs of eve species.
This is the most appropriate time for the bill to get passed. We fortunately or unfortunately have a women’s president, a woman speaker who can’t speak a bit a woman who runs the country’s biggest political party- congress party who features in the top 10 most influential person on earth.
Sothahue MP jagjao mere laal.. Aur as Mr. Big Bachalan says ise pappu ko pass kar do!!
As Jake says it, “ Better late than ever”

Australia, a place one considered as Mecca of higher & cheaper education in recent times, is under somber racial attacks on Indian Origin students. One and all condemned the attack of the gult community studying worldwide. Why has been the Gult community targeted the most?? Well questions need to be answered. Is it bcoz they can be distinguished owing to their darker skin???

Well our overseas minister Mr. sleeping vyalar ravi, very solemnly fated the attack and started supporting the Australian govt. to take some steps..Well Mr. sleeping prince it’s not the Oz who is getting discriminated but itzz we the ever superfluous Indians. It’s the moral duty of the Indian Govt. to come to its senses and take some very drastic steps- may be even issue advisory notices for travel down under. Dude put some bilateral pressure on the oz. Is it not the same govt. or the press that was amalgamated against Bhajji when he complained of racial prejudice?? Do you trust them??

Well why do we have racial bias in the world? Is it because the goras think they are superior race than the dark skinned. Well let me get it clear in what sense, bro? We the dark skinned have proved it we are the superior race. Be it Sports-Cricket, hockey, athletics, badminton, tennis- we the dark skinned have proved it (Asians & Africans). The world knows Asians are smarter than any race in the world. India is the third prevalent producer of professionals.& Asia as a whole the largest much above every one. Well Asia is marching forward and India is the most developing nation on the world. And how the hell can one forget the US president. Woh bhi toh kala hai?? He is the ruler of all goras!!
Well I had thought the color is due to lack of melanin. Actually the goras lack melanin-even there they aren‘t gaining anything pursue
The time has come for Mr. sleeping beauty along with his acquiescent Mr. S M Krishna to wake-up to the calls of distress, bigotry& chauvinism HELL DOWN UNDER.
As Mr. Jake would say BETTER LATE THAN EVER!!!

CAPITALIST MODEL TURNING MIXED BAG

Well what can one say of UNCLE SAM. It won’t be wrong if I say it was & is the ruler of this aberrant world. Or is it??
Well for the starters, the country which was once a sculpt of industrialization- a capitalist world, is slowly mortifying or say going our desi way. With the US economy hitting so badly owing to the economy slowdown & recession at its peak its slowly turning into a mixed economy- apna desi economy re babu!!
General Motors (GM) one of the US prodigy automobile company has filed for bankruptcy. Now the company will be coolly owned by US govt. (60% stake) & the Canadian govt. (9%). well it is a shameful day for Mr. Obama who couldn’t even keep up the convention!! Forget about the pledge he had made during his campaigning. Areee bahiyo usne apni biwi ke saath jo promise kiya tha who toh pura kiya!! He went on a date with her for a Broadway show in NYC. Michelle Obama, areey uski biwi, is on a cover page of leading fashion magazine. Chodona chodo apun ko US economy ka kya karna hai??

Well on this Tuesday morning I salute the architect of Indian economy. Wat a decision of not going the capitalist way or the red bastion way- but a truly middle path. Puri duniya ek zamane per hasti thi ki a kutta ghat ka na ghar ka.. duniyo ko dikhane ka waqt aagaya.. Indian economy GDP rose from 3rd quarter figures in this period of economic crisis. What a Govt.??
Who din door nahi jab every freaking nation of this world will look up at INDIA and say yeh na hota toh kya hota??
JAI HIND!!!